Football: Giguère and Federkeil-themed wordplay

The Indianapolis Colts blog Stampede Blue is engaged in a fun little exercise. Describing each player on the team using the same number of characters as the player's roster number. For instance, wide receiver Anthony Gonzalez, No. 11, it's, "Super quick."

What is it for wideout Samuel Giguère, Sherbrooke alum, who wears No. 14?

"Dude got guns!"

Guard Dan Federkeil, the former Calgary Dino, wears No. 76, so his career is described as:

"Making Canadians proud about something other than hockey and Shania Twain..."

The ellipse might seem like a bit of a cheat. Then again, the author had to come up with about 60 of these.