Football: You talking South Carolina, or southern Ontario?

Don't ask how this came to attention or why a columnist in South Carolina devoted an entire column to it, but it tickled the giggly:

"As for the CFL, its top pick is expected to be Alberta offensive lineman Simeon Rottier. By the time the draft is done it’ll read like a who’s who of Canadian stars, although those of us unfamiliar with Canadian college ball might be asking, “Who?”

That could apply to a wide swath of Canada, too, sad but true, but that's why we're here, eh.